I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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