i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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