i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Randomize
