Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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