So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
