I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Apparently you make a good broom.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My feet surprised me
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