Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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