best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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