I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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