I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
