Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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