I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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