Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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