When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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