Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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