Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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