she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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