Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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