There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
