I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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