Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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