how do flat chested girls get laid?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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