Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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