Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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