what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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