Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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