I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
this hospital has no fireball
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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