how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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