You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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