to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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