You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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