so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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