question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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