What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Someone signed my nipple.
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