I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
