i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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