As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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