Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
