I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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