What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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