I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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