So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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