Where is the hickey?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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