yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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