Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
