Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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