YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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