and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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