butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
sarcasm needs its own font
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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