no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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