I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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