Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
last night I used snow as a chaser
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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