I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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