he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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