oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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